Saturday, 3 December 2011

The Heart of the Matter



It’s hard to pin point exactly when my love affair with coffee began. We certainly had a few clumsy flirtations in my youth. I remember asking for coffee at my paternal grandmother’s house (but I didn’t really like it at that point, I just wanted to be grown up), she was horrified and said in shocked tones: “You’re far too young to be drinking coffee!”  Then, in my early teens, my two best friends, who were sisters, used to drink Nescafe. I don’t think I really liked it that much then either.  Once, when I was car sick after coming back along the winding coastal road from Campbletown to Carradale, where they lived, one of them suggested that I’d feel better if I lay down with a cup of Nescafe. It didn’t work.

The irresistible taste and smell of real coffee first caught my attention when my elder sisters and I went out to Nico’s one Sunday with their flatmate and their flatmate’s boyfriend who was 24. They were all students by that time and living in a flat in the west end of Glasgow near the University. I was in third year at secondary school and thought it very grown up and glamorous indeed, to be going into town for coffee.  I enjoyed hanging out with them, it seemed to me that they led such exciting lives, always experiencing new things before me and now they were even living away from home. It was impossible then to imagine that I would ever have the courage or ability to be a student, read all those books and write essays with my own opinions. I still imagine that they must know so much more than me about life and everything, even though it’s really only a few years that separate us.

Later on, when I was a student at Art School, I would spend many a boozy evening in Nico’s, but my first memory of it is on that rainy Sunday afternoon. We sat in the front section, at one of the marble- topped tables. I was on a chair facing the leather bench that ran along the wall under the gilded frames and mirrors; it was all light and gold and glitz.  The sisters’ friend’s boyfriend asked me a question about what I was studying, I remember blushing and replying in muffled tones that I was still at school. I think he sensed my embarrassment and didn’t subject me any further to the obvious discomfort I felt at having to speak in public. I remember I thought him very kind; and quite handsome too. We had a cafétière, I hadn’t seen one before, and I watched as my sister capably lowered the brass coloured plunger into the glass jug and the hot liquid flushed through the filter, filling the air with the unmistakable smell of freshly made coffee. She told me you had to be careful when you did that because once, a friend of hers had pushed the plunger in too quickly and the scalding hot coffee had exploded up out of the cafétière and burnt the friend’s hand and splashed on her face. To this day I remember that warning every time I use a cafetière. I guess my sister would be happy to know that she has saved me a few inevitable burns over the years: I am a little accident prone after all.

Monday, 21 November 2011

On the Wagon


Oh how I loved pain au chocolat. Can I even begin to describe the pleasure and pain of my morning trips into work? Somehow, I would drag myself out of bed, never having had enough sleep. Washed and ready to go, standing in front  of my bathroom mirror, a grey face, sticking out of an ill-fitting office shirt, stared helplessly back at me: “will someone please get me out of here!” the red rimmed eyes seemed to beseech.



In order to make it all the way up the hill to the train station, into Paris and ultimately to my place of work, I needed more of an incentive than a handsome pay-packet and the gratifying feeling of a day’s hard work. This was just as well because I wasn’t going to get either of them anyway. What I really needed was a café crème and a pain au chocolat to help me on my way.



The lady behind the counter knew my order, but would always ask anyway,



    “Qu’est-ce que je vous sers?”



I liked her because although she always made an effort to sound cheerful, I thought I could sense a strain behind her façade. I figured that she too felt imprisoned in her job.



    “Un grand crème et un pain au chocolat, s’il vous plait.” I would smile back at her.



Well sometimes I would actually just say “un crème” to which she would reply “un petit ou un grand?” The ritual didn’t really change much apart from this. However, on a couple of occasions it hadn’t been the same lady and my coffee had been luke warm. Those were upsetting times, but I soon learnt to specify under such circumstances that I wanted it bien chaud.



I would take the first lifesaving mouthful as I hurried towards the station turnstile and like a dying person who comes back to life as the vampire’s venom floods into their system, so would I feel the will to live and love come flowing back to me. Next, when I was once again a sentient being in full control of my limbs, I would take the first delicious bite of pain au chocolat. Usually, she gave me a pain au chocolat from the oven; the 50% daily recommended intake of saturated fats would have soaked through the paper bag in the short space of time and would be moist against my fingers. Biting down on the perfect texture at once my mouth was filled with soft warm crispy chewy buttery oily pastry and melted chocolate; which I washed down with another scorching mouthful of strong café crème. And then, just for a second, life was complete and everything was just how it was supposed to be.



Elation was as short lived as the pain au chocolat unfortunately. I would assume a place on the ugly burgundy train seats and finish my pain au chocolat and coffee with disapproving glances from the other passengers. I didn’t care though: I had pain au choco and they didn’t. I had a caffeine high and they could piss off. I also invariably had pastry flakes all over my coat, chocolate on my cheeks, lipstick all over the coffee cup and a tedious journey ahead of me. Never mind, I would think as the train trundled closer to Paris picking up more cross people on the way; closing my eyes and resting my head against the window I would plan my next coffee and imagine the joy of doing pretty much any other job than my own.